Tuesday, February 5, 2008
I have no emotion
Have you ever been in a situation where something in your life was missing? Something you didn't really appreciate until it was gone? Something where you didn't realize the magnitude of its presence in your life until you were no longer able to see it? Well then you can imagine the pain and utter hell I am living through right now. My exclamation point key does not work. I can't type with any emotion. It is horrible....see right there I would have put an exclamation point so you knew I really meant it. Sometimes when I am happy, I use 2 or 3 in a row. But no more. How will anyone know I am happy. Or how about the times when I am pissed off. I want to yell something at you over an email and end it with an emotion....you stupid jerk how dare you. That just doesn't have the same effect with a period at the end does it. I think I may just give up this blog. Who is going to want to read my emotionless entry...if you have made it this far I thank you. Please think of me and pray that my exclamation point key somehow returns to me.
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Is it ok to post a comment on your own blog? I am sure no one else will......I got done reading this and had to laugh. You are darn funny sometimes lisa lisa and the blog jam(insert exclamation point here please.)
Haha! Ooh, look at my nice exclamation point! I think I'm going to end everything in this comment with one just to rub it in!! Look, there's two in a row!
I second the ha ha! Poor Lisa, missing a crucial punctuation piece. However, all is not lost. There are always CAPITOL LETTERS to shout at people, or italics when you want to stress a word or say it through clenched teeth, or good old bold and underline to make your point (none of those last ones are available in comments, so unfortunately I am unable to really demonstrate much beyond the shouting CAPITOL LETTERS). You could also resort to those punctuation smiley faces :) See? I'm happy! Wait, no, I'm upset :( or pissed >:( or really pissed and yelling >:O Break free of your dependence on the !! and explore the wide variety of typing emotional expression. Your e-session is now over, that'll be $100.
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