Starting off on the wrong foot

I thought I would start off my new blog right off the bat complaining about my BIGGEST pet peave. I have recently realized this revalation about myself. I cannot stand when people talk about their kids using their kids voices. If you do this, I apologize if I offended you and hope to god you are never talking to me when I have drank too much wine because I will more than likely tell you exactly how I feel about it. But honestly, what really seems to grate the last nerve I have left is the typical conversation that goes something like this...

"How is (insert child name here)?"

"She is good, yesterday she did the funniest thing, she was asking me for a cookie and she said- (mimic child's voice) 'mama can you pees git me a cooooookeee"

You get the picture. We all know someone like this. I have known several in fact, but just recently did it come to the point where I can't stand it. I avoid conversing with this person at all costs and if I happen to overhear a story, my blood starts to boil and I feel like I need to poke something really hard.

Well I hate for this to come across as a bad first impression here. So stick around and read more. I have alot worse things to say than this!